Daniel Kaz

It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love  (via bloodend)
wilted-scenes:

Thunderstorms over South Dakota

wilted-scenes:

Thunderstorms over South Dakota
comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Pete Holmes. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Pete Holmes. Watch the full clip here

almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
(via latelycravingmore)

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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gifss-heaveen:

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernaturally-marvelous:

#if i ever don’t reblog this #assume im dead

"Deading" is my new favorite verb.

brittany-32194:

drjamesmccrimmon:

The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes

you’re a fucking asshole

xladydeadpoolx:

I mean it is a “role playing game” soooo… Why shouldn’t I role play my life?

Reblogging for that comment and your check liver light!

xladydeadpoolx:

I mean it is a “role playing game” soooo… Why shouldn’t I role play my life?

Reblogging for that comment and your check liver light!